The Tantus Sport Long: that’s deep, bro.

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Hey you.

You guys already know about how much I love Tantus, right?  I have a slew of toys I bought from them recently that I haven’t yet reviewed because I’m too busy stuffing them into my vagina but I thought I’d be cool and send you a review for the Sport Long, because it’s great.

The Sport is made out of the same high-quality silicone you always see from Tantus, which is smooth and lovely but also a dust magnet.  Seriously, it is unlike any other earthly substance I know.  I keep mine in a plastic bag to keep dust out, or just give them a once-over with a wet wipe or rinse before use.  For me, it’s not a big deal- since I know these toys will never poison my insides or melt into each other in my toy box.  Also they’re sparkly and pretty.  <3!

The Sport Long is 7.5″ long and 1.25″ around at its widest diameter.  I usually prefer thicker toys but this one arrived to me at a really apropos time- after a 3-day bone-fest with a lovely gentleman that had left my parts a little tender.  My other toys would have been too much but this one was just delectable.  As a gal who likes some pressure on her cervix, this toy gave me plenty to work with, in a pleasant, non-jabbing way.  It also comes in a 5.5″ length if you’re into something shorter.  

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The base is a great size and sturdiness for strap-on play, which I regretfully have not gotten a chance to test-run yet.  But one thing I liked about this base that is unique is that it is not perfectly round- it’s more of a tear drop, which can help the wielder to keep track of which direction the toy is curving inside the other person’s body. 

The curve and bulb on the end of this toy provide pleasant g-spot or prostate stimulation.  Now offered in 3 sassy colors (which are not all pink and sparkly- THANK YOU, TANTUS!)  Mine is purple, but I love the look of that silver one- and the black one too!  I’m pouty that I don’t currently have a strap-on-interested partner, because I’d really love to be fucked by someone else with one of these toys.

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5 out of 5 stars!  You can get your own Long Sport Dildo at Tantus for $47.  Tantus is always having great sales, so if this seems out of your budget, keep checking in on their website!  

Thanks, Tantus, for sending me this great dildo to review!  It’s an awesome one.

As a reminder: when you buy stuff from sites I’m an affiliate for, I get a referral bonus (at no cost to you)- which I usually use to buy more toys to review.  It’s small, but a nice incentive to keep reviewing!  I only get a kick-back if you clear your cookies before purchasing, so if you want me to benefit from your purchase, that’s how!  No pressure though- I just want everyone to get off and be happy ūüôā

So You Want to Try Butt Stuff Part 3: Double Penetration

Double penetration slays me. ¬†It’s both physical and psychological. ¬†I love feeling filled, stretched, overpowered, submissive. ¬†I love the attention and the taboo and the wholeness. ¬†It makes me feel wanton. ¬†I love it.

There are a number of ways a gal can play with double penetration, both solo and with a partner. ¬†One of my life’s greatest delights is to be fucked doggy-style with a finger ¬†or thumb in my ass. ¬†Personally I don’t need both to be moving to get off- even just the presence of something in my bum gives me a lovely feeling of fullness that makes me cum like nothing else.

A plug works nicely to provide that feeling during sex or fingering or toy penetration, because a lubey, clenching butt can shoot toys right out of ya!  For that reason, I prefer toys with a girthy bulb and a thin neck, and as always- a flared base.  A good option for that is the Pure Plug.

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Notice how the plug base is small-ish, meaning it won’t get in the way of your other holes. ¬†Your partner will feel the presence of the toy through your inner walls and good times will be had by all. ¬†I’ve never had a problem with the Pure Plug coming out of me. ¬†It is very hard though (it’s stainless steel after all!) so I wouldn’t use it with another hard toy, like a glass or metal dildo- because the walls inside of you are delicate and I’m afraid of hurting myself in the throes of enthusiastic ecstasy.

A good squishier alternative is the Sidekick. ¬†Note again the big ratio of bulb-to-neck. ¬†That’s what you’re depending on to keep that guy in there!

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If you’re up for a really good time, there’s always the Deuce harness by Joque, which I wrote about here. ¬†It’s a harness worn by a man that also has a hole for a dildo. ¬†In this case, I like something smooth and flexible- more for a feeling of fullness than major stretch or texture. ¬†A dildo like¬†The Siren¬†is a really nice choice.

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Remember, you never want to use a finger/toy/anything in a vagina that has just been in a bum.  Butts house their own bacteria and it spells bad news for vaginas.  You can of course sterilize toys with Renew toy wash or boiling (solid silicone only) or you can be a lazy bum like me and just use a condom on your toys.  You can also use gloves to be able to finger with near-wild abandon.

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So!  Give it a try if it sounds good to you.  Go slowly and start small and as always- LUBE LUBE LUBE!
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Kate

So You Want to Try Butt Stuff Part 2: Strap-ons

Strap ons are for everybody!  (Yes, I know I keep saying that about things.)  Welcome to Part 2 of the Butt Stuff series.  If you missed Part 1: Intro To Butt Stuff, you can find it here.

Strap-ons are so fun. ¬†There are lots of kinds of harnesses and toys, and I’m going to tell you about my favorites here!

When it comes to harnesses, I am fiercely loyal to the company Spareparts.  See here: the Joque harness.

 

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This was recommended to me in a Good Vibes store, where they let me take the floor model to the bathroom to try on over my clothes. ¬†As a Lady of Circumference (size 20,) I found this harness in size B fit like a dream and had room to accommodate a body significantly bigger than mine. ¬†What I like about this harness is that it is both comfortable (no plasticy straps digging into your thighs) and easy to clean (machine washable!) ¬†I’ve had mine for years and it’s held up very well. ¬†It’s also flattering and sturdy. ¬†Mine looks especially cute under a red corset and a black tulle short skirt. ¬†And heels, obvi. ¬†Spareparts harnesses are well worth the price.

Another one I have by them is the Deuce Male Harness, which is intended to be worn by men for double penetration.

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This one is similar to the first, but has 2 holes to accommodate both your bio-cock and a toy.  (I THINK it could be used with 2 toys, but it might be a little wobbly?)  As a HUGE fan of double penetration, let me say that this harness worked exactly as I expected it to.  That being said, I also found out that full-on double-cock sex first makes me cum so hard I almost pass out, and then immediately makes me feel like I ate a whole cake.  This is a wonderful product, but one that supplies an experience I can only handle once in a while.

Good Vibes has tons of sexy harnesses- many more than when I was reviewing a few years ago!  These are the only two I own, though I encourage you to go check out their selection.

As far as toys to use with a strap on, I’ve found gents new to the receiving end of things tend to be big fans of the Charm series.

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I see they only have the small one in stock right now, which is the size of a slim finger. ¬†These are nice because 1, they’re not super phallic and can be more comfortable for people, and 2, they’re really smooth and squishy. ¬†These toys will slide right in with very little resistance and are a good first toy to make someone who’s feeling unsure/ uncomfortable with the idea of anal play. ¬†I think it’s virtually impossible for these to hurt. ¬†I’ve got 2 (small and large) and I love them.

Next up is the Bullseye, which is bigger and firmer than the Charms.

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You’ll notice this one has a curve and a pronounced head. ¬†This combo will rock your prostate or g-spot, whichever you’ve got! ¬†(Remember- aim the curve toward the belly button.) ¬†This is a girthier toy and the big head provides a bit of a “pop” getting it in. ¬†It can be very pleasurable, but is also a stretch, so take your time and warm up! ¬†Once in, it gives a really nice feeling of fullness.

Last but not least, we’ve got the ones I like to be penetrated with- because I’m a shameless size queen. ¬†Introducing the First Mate and the Captain!

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(I know they look similar- but note the difference in girth.)
These are good for people like me who love deep penetration. ¬†I’m a fan of -ahem- having my cervix pounded, and these lovely toys do the trick. ¬†They’re not for everyone, but if this is what you’re into, they’re hard to beat! ¬†If you thought you’d like it and it turns out you don’t, check out this little genius idea:

O-Stabilizer rings are designed to stabilize a toy in a harness or provide a bumper to help decrease penetration depth.

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Serious high 5 to whoever came up with these. ¬†They’re a great idea!

 

All for now!  Do message me/comment with questions and concerns.  I love to help!

Happy fucking! ¬†ūüôā